29 Hilarious #WhySFDCAdminsDrink Tweets

Closed Lost opptys with 100% probability. #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Becka Dente (@sfdc_nerd) February 5, 2015

Every time I see Sales Mgrs updating a white board with what their team sold that day, a little piece of me dies inside. #WhySFDCadminsDrink

— JP Seabury (@jpseabury) January 2, 2015

"can't you just import a list of every company that exists so I don't have to enter them in? Like, from D&B?" #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Sallie Iovino (@hey_braciole) December 9, 2014

When #salesforce end users throws around the word "trigger". #whySFDCadminsdrink pic.twitter.com/KHcxB5YOiS

— Annie Shek-Mason (@AnnieForce) May 13, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I deployed a change set and forgot the profiles… #WhySFDCAdminsDrink pic.twitter.com/pxOOhSwV3B

— Alex Carroll 🏳️‍🌈 (@aloysiuscc) December 19, 2018

No. Wait. No. I hear you. But (for the 30th time) that's only the PREVIEW of the report. #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Sarah Deutsch Thornton (@sarahforce) September 22, 2014

OH: So, I'd like to make the Opportunity Name field… a picklist. #WhySFDCAdminsDrink Not everybody can love integrity.

— Sarah Deutsch Thornton (@sarahforce) September 5, 2014

When you say "I can import those leads pronto!" & then realize file is a list of notes, not organized into columns. #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Jenna Weiner (@RatherGeeky) August 20, 2014

#whysfdcadminsdrink From an IT Person: Cheryl can you tell me which corporate server salesforce data sits on?

— Cheryl D. Feldman (@CherFeldman) July 30, 2014

#whysfdcadminsdrink From an IT Person: Cheryl can you tell me which corporate server salesforce data sits on?

— Cheryl D. Feldman (@CherFeldman) July 30, 2014

How I feel when check syntax is green AND the formula works as expected! @amber9904 #Salesforce #whySFDCadminsDrink pic.twitter.com/RywYRVjPpa

— ☁️Lauren Jordan☁️ (@SaaSyGeek) July 22, 2014

sales team claims revenue is wrong, doesn't trust @salesforce. Turns out formulas were all wrong in manual spreadsheets. #whysfdcadminsdrink

— Laura C. Busse (@lcbusse) April 29, 2014

Head+Table=Relief #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Jen N (@jnelson509) April 22, 2014

'Middle East' is not a country. Nor is 'New York', 'Headquarters' or 'Test' #PrepForStateCountryPicklists #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Becka Dente (@sfdc_nerd) April 3, 2014

Yeah…that's about right. RT @SFDCShrink: Another business process meeting?https://t.co/wSitKlnJft#WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Laura C. Busse (@lcbusse) April 2, 2014

I dare you to find a more awesome picklist than this… #WhySalesforceAdminsDrink #WhySFDCAdminsDrink pic.twitter.com/mx8hFKTMgV

— Doug Ayers (@DouglasCAyers) July 27, 2017

Please don't change an object name and then ask me to import data into it w/o telling me you changed the name. #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Mary Pustejovsky (@mpusto) February 26, 2014

Please don't change an object name and then ask me to import data into it w/o telling me you changed the name. #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Mary Pustejovsky (@mpusto) February 26, 2014

AMEN. RT @SteveMoForce: Multi-Picklist fields are good at two things:
1. Sucking
2. I forget what the other one is#WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Salesforce Yoda (@SalesforceYoda) February 4, 2014

I'm building a solution where the first step = "Create 5 custom Multi-Select Picklist fields" #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Peter Terhune (@CongaPete) January 29, 2014

"Insufficient privileges — take a shot!" #whysfdcadminsdrink

— Shannon Hale (@shannonsans) January 29, 2014

#whysfdcadminsdrink User enters bad data and then complains about said bad data in the system.

— Cheryl D. Feldman (@CherFeldman) January 22, 2014

A user wants to sit down with me to review how to mark an opportunity as closed. He has been a user for 4 years. #whysfdcadminsdrink

— Brent Downey (@brentdowney) January 10, 2014

A user wants to sit down with me to review how to mark an opportunity as closed. He has been a user for 4 years. #whysfdcadminsdrink

— Brent Downey (@brentdowney) January 10, 2014

User escalates to my boss ranting that I'm unresponsive to a help request — on a Saturday. #Nice #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Sallie Iovino (@hey_braciole) December 8, 2013

Can I have a picklist with one value in it? #facepalm #whysfdcadminsdrink

— Jean Velonis (@jeanvelonis) December 3, 2013

"Can I please have a 2nd login so I can share opportunities with 2 different teams?' #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Sallie Iovino (@hey_braciole) October 30, 2013

"I prefer to organize my accounts & contacts on paper. But I'll make sure the necessary information is in @salesforce." #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Jenna Weiner (@RatherGeeky) October 31, 2013

So you have 5 sets of 30 picklists for JUST IN CASE you have 30 occurances of something on a single record #WhySFDCAdminsDrink

— Dale Ziegler, ISTJ (@DZieg11) October 30, 2013